Beast review from The Noise Boston

a lovely review of our new album by the incomparable and often impenetrable francis dimenno. why, I have tried to pierce his armourlike shell with sharp objects including but not limited to:
a. a pencil
b. a jousting lance
c. nietzschean texts
d. a sharpie (the name is a LIE, it is not at all “sharp”)
to no avail. the pencil made him whimper, but that’s it. this review says I am from western mass and I do NOT support lies so am moving right away to east stockhampshirefieldhamford where the women are women and the men are women and everyone wears bustiers and goggles. it’s awesome.

One Response to “ Beast review from The Noise Boston ”

  1. b'ferd Says:

    A sharpe stays sharp if cherished.
    I awaite the new cd with relish and cling for dear life to a demo burned centuries ago.

    I remain your most grande fan in the Bean Town. Love you guys to pieces.

    B

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